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		<title>“You’re so dumb!”: The Next Generation</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.&#8221; Socrates complained about the younger generation. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for<br />
authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in<br />
place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they<br />
contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food<br />
and tyrannize their teachers.&#8221;</p>
<p>Socrates complained about the younger generation. St.  Thomas Aquinas lamented that the world would be left to an ill-prepared  and slovenly youth. A year after I was graduated from college, I read  Steve Allen’s <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.amazon.com/Dumbth-Ways-Make-Americans-Smarter/dp/0879756500" target="blank">Dumbth</a> which “humorously” recounted tales of how Generation X just didn’t know how to think.</p>
<p>Twenty years later it’s the Millennial Generation’s turn with <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.dumbestgeneration.com/home.html" target="blank">The Dumbest Generation</a>.  “According to recent reports from government agencies, foundations,  survey firms, and scholarly institutions, most young people in the  United States neither read literature (or fully know how), work reliably  (just ask employers), visit cultural institutions (of any sort), nor  vote (most can’t even understand a simple ballot). They cannot explain  basic scientific methods, recount foundations of American history, or  name any of their local political representatives. What do they happen  to excel at is – each other. They spend unbelievable amounts of time  electronically passing stories, pictures, tunes, and texts back and  forth, savoring the thrill of peer attention and dwelling in a world of  puerile banter and coarse images.”</p>
<p>The crux of the “dumb  generation” argument is that their generation just doesn’t have the  knowledge that our generation has with the implication that our  knowledge is inherently superior. It reminds me of summers that I spent  at my grandparent’s farm where I was pitied because I didn’t know how to  milk a cow, can vegetables, or could identify all the trees on the  farm. “Didn’t I know anything?” they asked. Then we bought them a  microwave oven, a VCR, and hooked their TV up to cable. Now I got to  mutter under my breath, “didn’t my grandparents know anything?” As our  workplaces become more multi-generational, I am sure there is a lot of  muttering about the limitations of the different generations. And that  is a misleading issue.</p>
<p>The real issue is how to transform our  organizations into learning organizations so that we capture the  knowledge we already have and determine the knowledge that we need. We  produce new data and information at an astounding rate and it is growing  faster every year. The challenge is to determine what knowledge we need  to keep, what knowledge we need to discard, and how to find the new  knowledge we need. Like the way I cling to 80s rock, knowledge we  already have feels comforting and empowering but we need to have the  courage to let some of that go and embrace the new knowledge that is  being produced. Even so, we also need to recognize that not all old  knowledge is useless and should be discarded.</p>
<p>Others on GovLoop  have written that the best learning is in our workplaces and with  conversations with our colleagues. We can learn a lot from each other  and our organizations desperately need our efforts to keep the  organizational memory growing and thriving. That means younger workers  should not just immediately dismiss current practices and processes  because that is how they used to do things. And older workers should not  be defensive and dismissive when younger workers suggest new ways of  doing the organization’s business.</p>
<p>Back when I worked at a state  agency, I had a colleague who insisted on using Lotus 123 for his  spreadsheets despite the fact that we had Microsoft Excel. He would  complain bitterly when they tried to install Excel on his machine and we  would have to support Lotus 123 even though it was getting harder to do  so every year. I then hit upon a strategy of having him teach me his  spreadsheets. I would go over to his cubicle and learn the macros that  he created. I would recreate the macros in Excel and then show him how  much more powerful they were and how the reports looked better with  charting available to Excel. He was reluctant at first but I believe  what sold him on upgrading is that he would not lose the original  knowledge he had in his spreadsheets and macros but that they would be  faster and more effective in a newer environment. A couple of years  later, he relished his role as the “Excel Guru” who was the go-to guy  about the intricacies of Excel spreadsheets.</p>
<p>So, maybe what is  needed are less books about how stupid the other generations are and  more books on how much we can learn from each other.</p>
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		<title>Messiah in My Mailbox</title>
		<link>http://blog.billbrantley.com/2010/01/28/messiah-in-my-mailbox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 03:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I go through the various pieces of direct mail from various IT, training, and management gurus, I am reminded of this line from Monty Python&#8217;s Life of Brian: &#8220;Brian: I am NOT the Messiah! Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I&#8217;ve followed a few.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I go through the various pieces of direct mail from various IT, training, and management gurus, I am reminded of this line from <em>Monty Python&#8217;s Life of Brian:</em></p>
<p>&#8220;<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/">Brian</a></strong>: I am NOT the Messiah!<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/">Arthur</a></strong>: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I&#8217;ve followed a few.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>How To Be A [Fill-In-The-Blank] Cable News Expert</title>
		<link>http://blog.billbrantley.com/2010/01/21/how-to-be-a-fill-in-the-blank-cable-news-expert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fun post from Future 2.0 on how to be an expert without really knowing anything.   A better read is the think piece on how to think about the future.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fun post from Future 2.0 on how to be an <a title="How To Be an Expert Without Really Knowing Anything" href="http://www.future2.org/2009/07/the-evil-futurists-guide-to-world-domination.html" target="_blank">expert without really knowing anything</a>.   A better read is the think piece on <a title="Rethinking the Futures Discipline" href="http://www.future2.org/2009/07/future-20-rethinking-the-discipline.html" target="_blank">how to think about the future</a>.</p>
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