One Day at Plato’s Academy
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010A group of teachers and students decided to ponder the question of how many teeth a horse has. They asked what the function of the teeth is. How the shape and duties affect the teeth. The idea of teeth in general. The learned men spent the better part of the afternoon deliberating on this question.
Finally, one of the newly admitted student cried out in boredom, “Why don’t you just open the horse’s mouth and count the teeth?”
There was a stunned silence. Several of the older teachers looked at each other. Then they rose and advanced upon the student. They grabbed him by the front of his robe and, with much kicking and punching, tossed the student out in the road in front of the academy. They warned him to never come back again.
The teachers then came back and addressed the remaining students. “That is what you get for being too practical!”
Yeah, I had one of those kind of days.